let me tell you bout that country shit

i can't believe i've been spending so much time in bfe cheatham county this summer. ok, fine, i'm addicted. i can NOT go to cheatham county without hitting up the swimming hole. AND it's still cold as hell, so had to investigate. after finding the og locals, turns out those bluffs i raved about have an underwater cave, with springfed coldness oozing. this mother was cold in july, i been waiting for it to get hot n sticky like every other hole, but noooooo. such a sweetspot. after swimming laps, jumping off the cliffs, floating and chatting up & sharing beers with the country gals, time for dave "breaktime"'s bday crawfish boil in ashland city. paulie was working his coon-ass magic on them bugs(big up, p), i was sucking brains n beers all afternoon, mmmmm. i can't believe i left the marble shootin throwdown for some bs here in the city. bumbaclaat... thank yall, good times...