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"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."
- Mark Twain

cannonball ride

so i rode up to red boiling springs to check out the antique motorcycle cannonball that was rolling through the state. the event was held at cyclemo's, tennessee's only motorcycle museum, well worth the trip in and of itself. the bikes were unbelievably cool, they had to be 1936 or earlier. harleys, indians, bmws, hendersons, excelsiors. some of the riders looked as old as the bikes, out on one last great adventure. it was a cool day...

somewhere there's a smile named kon

post ride debauchery commencing

monstas

edward and maurice would be proud, this guy does his badassery on post it notes.
http://johnkenn.blogspot.com/

crazy shit

YES!!!!

i made national news...AGAIN

and this time it wasnt for fuckin with pat buchanon with a bullhorn

"West Nashville Boogie"

"West Nashville Boogie"

I was born in the city
I was born in the city
And I was raised up right around here
Daddy's down in the workhouse
Daddy's down in the workhouse
Daddy's down in the workhouse
Mama say ain't no way he's coming back here
Went to school with some rich kids
Went to school with some rich kids
Went to school with some rich kids
Bussed me half way across town
Call us white trash and no count
Call us white trash and no count
Call us white trash and no count
Say there wasn't no use in me staying round
I'm goin' down to the corner
I'm goin' down to the corner
I'm goin' down to the corner
Don't you wait for me to come in
Nothin' happens till midnight
Nothin' ever happens till midnight
Nothin' happens till midnight
The boys get restless bout then
Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning
Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning
Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning
And I don't know what I'm gonna do
I got a razor in my pocket
I got a razor in my pocket
I got a razor in my pocket and
I got a pistol hid down by the school
Lord get me out of West Nashville
Lord get me out of West Nashville
Lord get me out of West Nashville

                                        Lord get me out of West Nashville

you can see the manhole cover flyin

i just knew it was gonna land on me

one hell of a gawwdamn morning

the sewers caught on fire in my hood today because of a gas truck wreck (those bastards drive like shit), and i was hosing down a fire in my neighbors yard when the fire truck finally got there and as im walkin over talking to a different neighbor the fucking street s-ploded. hey yall imma be on the teevee, i got blowed up WKRN News 2

kon is bored

jamaican chops

another killer swimmin hole ride, thank you heyzeus

fml

ugggggh!!!!

my new scoot

dot record imprint 45 - 15470

are you ready?

radiation ride

rode out past hartsville today to see if i could creepy crawl the abandoned nuclear plant, but no go, tva has gates on all the roads leading in that you cant see from the satellite shots i studied. i know people have been up in there because ive seen cool photos on urban exploration websites ( https://www.flickr.com/photos/21297926@N03/sets/72157622307343212/ ) but no photoshoots for me, wasnt really up for a trespass charge, the signs they have posted are pretty ominous. the ride wasn't a total wash though, saw some great old houses, a big ass pre-civil war log cabin inn on the old knoxville highway( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynnewood_(Tennessee) ) and the .old bldg where randy's records used to be in gallatin, home of dot records. a decaying building chocked full of musical history just withering away in misuse. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/15/business/media/15wood.html?_r=0