had to jack this

Your dad rode a cafe racer before you did. It was rebellious, it was dangerous and with every throttle pull it was like he was waving his dick at socially accepted norms. Your mom loved his bike too. With every motor rev her loins would sing high notes of exuberance as the seat rumbled.
So hipsters , next time you’re out taking a cruise on cafe racer remember this…
Your dad was the OG of motorcycles and you’ll always ride bitch to him.


stolen from:  http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com