so the bitch dies on me the other night at about 40mph, going up west end with a car riding right up my ass(bit of a ryan dunn moment), and i'm screaming at her "come on baby,come on baby, just make it to that next street" to no avail. nothing to do but get off, grit my teeth, pray i've got 200 or so seconds left to my life, and push 350 lbs as fast as i can uphill to the next cut in the curb while cars scream past the 4ft or so of street i'm trying to be as small as possible within. i've never hit a lady before, but i sure will leave one spent & chained to a pole on the side of the road though...
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